Truths for Mature Humans

Truths for Mature Humans

A whole list of them here. Like most of them? Dislike them?

My favorites include:

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize that you’re wrong.

There is a need for sarcasm font.

Bad decisions make good stories.

I think the freezer deserves a light too.

Sometimes I will look down at my watch three times, and still not know what time it is.